Skull Counts--News and Rumors for November 2007
WarChiefs of the Apocalypse - Debut EP released on Halloween!
In case you've been under seige in a fortress somewhere and haven't heard the news: On Halloween A Band of Orcs' debut EP came out. This piece of condensed sonic brutality can be seized in CD format at cdbaby.com, Amazon.com, Streetlight Records in Downtown Santa Cruz, or at any independent record store that does business with Super D One-Stop Distributors. If you enter your record store and they don't have the oRcs, then you MUST demand that they order the CD from Super-D; that will help our forces penetrate the music scene in this world.
If you are more a child of the digital age, then you can summon a copy of the album from the depths of cyber-space via Amazon.com MP3, i-tunes, and Rhapsody.com. For the time being, the digital downloads are only available in the United States, but in 8 - 12 weeks A Band of Orcs will be found on i-tunes world-wide!
A Band of Orcs on i-tunes
A Band of Orcs on Amazon MP3
Word of the oRcs has started to spread throughout this Dimension and beyond into the multiverse. You can help spread the word faster and farther by writing reviews of "WarChief of the Apocalypse" and posting them on CDbaby.com, Amazon.com, and i-tunes, or where-ever human kind will let you leave your praise.
The oRcs Learning Civility
In other news, I've sent the oRcs to finishing school for the hopelessly barbaric, uncivilized, and downright dangerous, so that one day they will be able to greet their human fans without decapitating them or bashing their skulls in. It's part of the reason I allow elves in oRc ToweR! I'm trying to bring the oRcs hostility level down a few notches so that they can take their music live. Toward that end, the behavior-modification wizards we have working for us tell me that the oRcs will be ready to walk among the fallen filth of humanity by spring of '08. Good luck to all of us, hehehehee!!!!!
"WarChiefs" T-shirt Now Available
You loved the cover art for the EP, and now Lukacs the Illustrious stunning art appears on this brand-new, menacing t-shirt. We've also redesigned the old shirts so that the images print larger, because BIGGER is always BETTER, right? Now, "Ugly is Sexy" is IN YOUR FACE, and the "oRc Skull" is life size, and the image of yours unruly Gruesom Grimp is...well...also a bit life-size now that I look at it more closely, hehehehehe. You can purchase the oRcs' new and newly designed shwag HERE.
Also, in case you didn't know there are some A Band of Orcs' wallpapers available for Download on the website HERE.
Well, I'm off to teleport the oRcs to the homeworld to celebrate oRcs-Taking Day. I hope you all enjoy your own human holiday, and we'll see you soon.
Until the Domination, oRc on!!!!!
the Grimp
In case you've been under seige in a fortress somewhere and haven't heard the news: On Halloween A Band of Orcs' debut EP came out. This piece of condensed sonic brutality can be seized in CD format at cdbaby.com, Amazon.com, Streetlight Records in Downtown Santa Cruz, or at any independent record store that does business with Super D One-Stop Distributors. If you enter your record store and they don't have the oRcs, then you MUST demand that they order the CD from Super-D; that will help our forces penetrate the music scene in this world.
If you are more a child of the digital age, then you can summon a copy of the album from the depths of cyber-space via Amazon.com MP3, i-tunes, and Rhapsody.com. For the time being, the digital downloads are only available in the United States, but in 8 - 12 weeks A Band of Orcs will be found on i-tunes world-wide!
A Band of Orcs on i-tunes
A Band of Orcs on Amazon MP3
Word of the oRcs has started to spread throughout this Dimension and beyond into the multiverse. You can help spread the word faster and farther by writing reviews of "WarChief of the Apocalypse" and posting them on CDbaby.com, Amazon.com, and i-tunes, or where-ever human kind will let you leave your praise.
The oRcs Learning Civility
In other news, I've sent the oRcs to finishing school for the hopelessly barbaric, uncivilized, and downright dangerous, so that one day they will be able to greet their human fans without decapitating them or bashing their skulls in. It's part of the reason I allow elves in oRc ToweR! I'm trying to bring the oRcs hostility level down a few notches so that they can take their music live. Toward that end, the behavior-modification wizards we have working for us tell me that the oRcs will be ready to walk among the fallen filth of humanity by spring of '08. Good luck to all of us, hehehehee!!!!!
"WarChiefs" T-shirt Now Available
You loved the cover art for the EP, and now Lukacs the Illustrious stunning art appears on this brand-new, menacing t-shirt. We've also redesigned the old shirts so that the images print larger, because BIGGER is always BETTER, right? Now, "Ugly is Sexy" is IN YOUR FACE, and the "oRc Skull" is life size, and the image of yours unruly Gruesom Grimp is...well...also a bit life-size now that I look at it more closely, hehehehehe. You can purchase the oRcs' new and newly designed shwag HERE.
Also, in case you didn't know there are some A Band of Orcs' wallpapers available for Download on the website HERE.
Well, I'm off to teleport the oRcs to the homeworld to celebrate oRcs-Taking Day. I hope you all enjoy your own human holiday, and we'll see you soon.
Until the Domination, oRc on!!!!!
the Grimp
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