Check out the crazy elf chick that thinks she can infiltrate oRc ToweR!
Hehehehe, it always amuses me when berks think they're pulling one over on the Grimp. This crazy elf chick thinks that she is infilitrating oRc ToweR for the Elders. She didn't know about my mystical wire tapping magic. And everything is proceeding according to my devious Grimpish plan. I intercepted the following missive from her, so, my minions and allies, have a good laugh at the miserable wretch's expense.
> "Doood. Go to Santa Cruz. There you shall find that which you seek."
>
> This was the advice I received from the elders after I sat for many hours, watching them smoke from their large glass hookah
> seeking, I had the elders' assurance it would be obvious when I
> found it.
>
> I arrived through The Vortex as I have countless times before, but
> by unnoticed so I could hurry to the infamous Santa Cruz street party.
> However, I was stopped dead in my tracks by the most brutal metal ever
> to fall upon my elvish ears. This tower was not only an ominous
> structure, but a monolith of metal! I found my hands
> SOME "OVERLORD" in corpse paint FOUND ME PRESSED, MESMERIZED, AGAINST THE DOOR BETWEEN ME AND THE MUSIC. THIS OVERLORD SAID HE WAS IN CHARGE OF distributing loot to the humans on behalf of the
> disappearing with the goods. HE REFUSED TO BELIEVE MY INSISTENCE THAT I WOULDN'T; SEEMS HE COULDN'T FULLY SEPARATE ME FROM ORCISH LIARS. THE MOMENT THE CHAIN TOUCHED MY NECK, I DECIDED I WOULD infiltrate this group and
> find out more about the orcs. SURELY FUN ON HALLOWEEN IS NOT INCOMPATIBLE WITH SPY WORK. I only hope that whatever power is keeping them in line will
> not discover my plans and do the same to me. EVERY DIMENSION HAS A NAME FOR *THAT* SYNDROME.
> Domination. SALVATION CAN ONLY COME FROM ACQUISITION OF A Band of Orcs merchandise. I hoped that they would listeN; anyone who has seen a village after an orc invasion, knows that it is a scene of utter ruination. AND NOT JUST BODIES, BUT brains
> "Doood. Go to Santa Cruz. There you shall find that which you seek."
>
> This was the advice I received from the elders after I sat for many hours, watching them smoke from their large glass hookah
> in the Ivory Tower of Endless Rumination. I'm always looking for an
> adventure and Santa Cruz has a reputation in the Multiverse as a great
> place to party. It was nearly Halloween and I thought it would be fun
> to check out their massive street festival. Whatever else it was that I was > adventure and Santa Cruz has a reputation in the Multiverse as a great
> place to party. It was nearly Halloween and I thought it would be fun
> seeking, I had the elders' assurance it would be obvious when I
> found it.
>
> I arrived through The Vortex as I have countless times before, but
> when I got here, I found an enormous tower had been constructed in the
> Inbetween. The Inbetween is what I call the place that I pass through
> on my interdimensional journeys. My first thought was to try to sneak> Inbetween. The Inbetween is what I call the place that I pass through
> by unnoticed so I could hurry to the infamous Santa Cruz street party.
> However, I was stopped dead in my tracks by the most brutal metal ever
> to fall upon my elvish ears. This tower was not only an ominous
> structure, but a monolith of metal! I found my hands
> involuntarily forming the horns as I was drawn towards the tower like
> a moth to flame. I had to know who or what could create such a
> delicious noise. Surely, they could not be human. Maybe elves - we're
> more metal than you know. >> a moth to flame. I had to know who or what could create such a
> delicious noise. Surely, they could not be human. Maybe elves - we're
> SOME "OVERLORD" in corpse paint FOUND ME PRESSED, MESMERIZED, AGAINST THE DOOR BETWEEN ME AND THE MUSIC. THIS OVERLORD SAID HE WAS IN CHARGE OF distributing loot to the humans on behalf of the
> orcs. Orcs! I didn't know they were capable of actually creating
> anything besides destruction and that disgusting blutrache! What kind
> of magic could possibly keep them in line? Was this what I was meant
> to find out?
>
> So, WHAT COULD I DO BUT OFFER to help distribute loot. I WAS COMPELLED. The Overlord chained ME to the rest of the group to keep me from> anything besides destruction and that disgusting blutrache! What kind
> of magic could possibly keep them in line? Was this what I was meant
> to find out?
>
> disappearing with the goods. HE REFUSED TO BELIEVE MY INSISTENCE THAT I WOULDN'T; SEEMS HE COULDN'T FULLY SEPARATE ME FROM ORCISH LIARS. THE MOMENT THE CHAIN TOUCHED MY NECK, I DECIDED I WOULD infiltrate this group and
> find out more about the orcs. SURELY FUN ON HALLOWEEN IS NOT INCOMPATIBLE WITH SPY WORK. I only hope that whatever power is keeping them in line will
> not discover my plans and do the same to me. EVERY DIMENSION HAS A NAME FOR *THAT* SYNDROME.
>
> Together, we set off for the street party with bags of loot on our
> shoulders, DETERMINED to warn the humans of the impending> Together, we set off for the street party with bags of loot on our
> Domination. SALVATION CAN ONLY COME FROM ACQUISITION OF A Band of Orcs merchandise. I hoped that they would listeN; anyone who has seen a village after an orc invasion, knows that it is a scene of utter ruination. AND NOT JUST BODIES, BUT brains
> spilled all over the ground so their containers can be used as cups
> for the blutrache. Total carnage! Very metal.
>
> WHEN I RETURN, I MUST TELL MY ELDERS HOW Many humans > for the blutrache. Total carnage! Very metal.
>
> were spared thanks to our efforts!
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