Skull Counts -- News and Rumors for oRctober 2007
Well Inchoates,
It's finally here. The looooooonnnnnnnggggggg awaited debut EP from A Band of Orcs "WarChiefs of the Apocalypse" is finally in our grubby little claws and will be officially released on Halloween of 2007. You can help the oRcs invade and Dominate record stored by going and demanding that they carry the oRcs' CD. Tell them that they can order it from Super D One-Stop distributors!
You can also just order the CD from the oRc Tower superstore at www.abandoforcs.com/Loot.html
If you pre-ordered or won a CD in a contest, your disc is either already in the mail, or will go in the mail tomorrow. Never fear, loyal minions, your disc will reach you before its official release on Halloween.
If you live in the Santa Cruz area, why not head downtown on All Hallow's Eve to see our slaves out Proselytizng the Wicked on the oRcs' behalf!
Also, go and check out our Proselytizing page as we have made some wall papers and soon will have banners available for you to help spread the word about the coming Domination!
http://abandoforcs.com/Proselytize__Promote_.html
Hey, go and check out the very first A Band of Orcs' fansite EVER. It's not much right now, but it was put up by a loyal minion and we want to show the kid some support.
www.freewebs.com/orcservant
It's finally here. The looooooonnnnnnnggggggg awaited debut EP from A Band of Orcs "WarChiefs of the Apocalypse" is finally in our grubby little claws and will be officially released on Halloween of 2007. You can help the oRcs invade and Dominate record stored by going and demanding that they carry the oRcs' CD. Tell them that they can order it from Super D One-Stop distributors!
You can also just order the CD from the oRc Tower superstore at www.abandoforcs.com/Loot.html
If you pre-ordered or won a CD in a contest, your disc is either already in the mail, or will go in the mail tomorrow. Never fear, loyal minions, your disc will reach you before its official release on Halloween.
If you live in the Santa Cruz area, why not head downtown on All Hallow's Eve to see our slaves out Proselytizng the Wicked on the oRcs' behalf!
Also, go and check out our Proselytizing page as we have made some wall papers and soon will have banners available for you to help spread the word about the coming Domination!
http://abandoforcs.com/Proselytize__Promote_.html
Hey, go and check out the very first A Band of Orcs' fansite EVER. It's not much right now, but it was put up by a loyal minion and we want to show the kid some support.
www.freewebs.com/orcservant
Finally, I have entered A Band of Orcs into a contest to win a free trip to England and some recording time at the legendary Real World Studios. You can help the greenbacks achieve world Domination by getting the word out and encouraging your friends to Demand A Band of Orcs in your town, by sword point if necessary.
Also, it is no secret that Gronk! really wants to be on the "Somewhere Back in Time '08 Tour" with Iron Maiden next summer. Your demands can help convince these god-like humans that taking the oRcs on the road with 'em is a good idea.
Thanks to your Demands, the oRcs have gone from 48 to 20 out of 1700 bands and holding, but we want them to climb higher and completely Dominate! We need about 60 more Demands to become #19, and we have until NOON on Halloween to rack up the most Demands.
The road to Domination is before us, so spread the word; Demand and get your friends to Demand that the oRcs come pillage your village, and ye shall be spared come the Domination!
Until then, oRc on!!!
Gruesom Grimp
Chaos Pundit and Band Manager
Also, it is no secret that Gronk! really wants to be on the "Somewhere Back in Time '08 Tour" with Iron Maiden next summer. Your demands can help convince these god-like humans that taking the oRcs on the road with 'em is a good idea.
Thanks to your Demands, the oRcs have gone from 48 to 20 out of 1700 bands and holding, but we want them to climb higher and completely Dominate! We need about 60 more Demands to become #19, and we have until NOON on Halloween to rack up the most Demands.
The road to Domination is before us, so spread the word; Demand and get your friends to Demand that the oRcs come pillage your village, and ye shall be spared come the Domination!
Until then, oRc on!!!
Gruesom Grimp
Chaos Pundit and Band Manager
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